Tag: comedy
group name: ddoh
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . .
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May 23, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love them."
"But God," . . .
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May 22, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery." . . .
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July 02, 2008 04:22 PM EDT --
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby . . .
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July 10, 2008 02:53 AM EDT --
Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. . . .
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August 27, 2008 05:21 AM EDT --
Although these seem to apply mostly to men, a few of these have already crept into my life..... and I'm just slightly north of 50. Read 'em and don't weep.....have . . .
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May 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT --
These are actual stories that they've lived to tell.
I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
A client called in inquiring . . .
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August 20, 2008 04:34 AM EDT --
You're probably all familiar with the stories in a popular email titled "They walk among us". It has been posted by several Gather members and it is hilarious....and scary. . . .
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April 25, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again.
The skirt was still too tight. She . . .
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February 19, 2007 11:21 PM EST --
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would . . .
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May 07, 2008 02:37 PM EDT --
While walking in the woods, Douglas saw a young fairy who had fallen into the river and bravely dived in to rescue her.
In gratitude, the fairy granted Douglas three wishes. He wished for a huge . . .
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May 28, 2008 09:29 PM EDT --
This morning I decided to get my hair cut for summer. Since I have changed my hair very little over the past decade, I opted to browse the web in search of the perfect hair style. Not too long, too short, . . .
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May 06, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
You May Be a Chocoholic If ... Your favorite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
You ever bathe in hot chocolate.
You fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence.
You have . . .
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April 22, 2008 03:31 PM EDT --
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think . . .
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April 26, 2008 03:35 PM EDT --
The lighter side of our presidenital election campaign...
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, . . .
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July 08, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
We had beautiful weather for our July 4th weekend. We were able to spend most of our time outdoors, enjoying the sun and gentle breeze.
Most of our neighbors had weekend guests. My next-door neighbor . . .
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May 02, 2008 01:49 AM EDT --
THE LAWS OF LIFE
1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, . . .
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . .
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . .
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May 22, 2008 01:30 AM EDT --
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open . . .
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